Just wanted to share the latest event here in Basel where Google Translate has come to my rescue. This one was particularly entertaining, at least to me and the Miele dishwasher repair guy.
Here’s the thing… I work from home, so that gives me the distinct pleasure of dealing with most things related to the house. This includes the small things, like receiving deliveries, to larger things like having things fixed, dealing with our landlord, etc. Many of these people don’t speak English and my German is, uh, quite “begrenzt.”
To get around this at times, I have brought out my trusty HP netbook with a browser open to Google Translate, and I try to start a conversation with whoever by typing my questions in English and having them appear in German (in this case), French, or whatever is needed. The translation is always very strange and often quite funny.
Interesting note: Can’t do Swiss-German, because there isn’t a written version of it. It is an informal language, so to speak (pun?). There, now your day wasn’t wasted.
So, the Miele guy shows up to fix the dishwasher and of course it is something very complicated, both for me to describe and for him to understand. Out comes the netbook and Google Translate, and rather than try to explain what happened, I just decided to paste the conversation here. Hope you find it as entertaining as we both did, although it was probably better if you could see the accompanying charades:
German to English translation
Could not find fault
water in bottom pan
I suspect that has been used too much cleaner
cleaner residue in bottom pan
We have only used the small tablets, and only one each time
you have the dinnerware under a faucet with detergent-forwards
Do you mean … we are washing dishes in the sink as well? Yes, we rinse the dishes with water only before putting them in the machine
We have lived here for 3 months, and it has only had this problem 2 times. When it happens, we can only use the machine if we wait for a few days.
when the device must run I can not find leak
what could be eventuele ware in the check valve between kukel a foreign body, and seal-ware and if it man running water in the sink, let it runs back into the device
The faucet was replaced this week. This one is new. Maybe it will fix the problem. It was leaking water from the base of it. I do not know if the water went into the drain.
water closet has nothing to do with the new
if the check valve is like a foreign body zbfolie and you wash the hands, the water runs back into the device
that would be a possibility
one other error I could not find jatzt
Is the valve normally, or does it need to be fixed?
How to we stop this problem in the future?
the screen once a week clean and take out the check valve and check. when the same problem down again vorkommtund and check valve is ok then we have to build the device and unscrew the panel and then let you look through program and whether it is leaking somewhere, then
So, I will try this. If it does not work, then you need to come again?
If the error occurs again then even notice that program
Sound like fun? You should try it really. Gives you a new appreciation for some of the fun and pain of being a foreigner. That said, we’re loving it here. 9 months pregnant, new country, new house, working remotely in three different time zones. Not for the faint of heart, but we wouldn’t trade it.
P.S. Did you see the autumn leaves photos?